*constant internal screaming*

perchancetoshitpost:

Me trying to explain Shakespeare plots:

dark-haired-hamlet:

I can only dream of being as funny as Sparknotes’ twitter memes

valakusjo:

mood: reading gothic literature at night by lamplight, drinking black coffee sweetened with honey, watching shakespearean tragedies at the theatre, freshly cut roses, wearing the same delicate jewellery everyday, reading textbooks about the supernatural, burning candles on an autumn evening, writing letters to far away friends

perchancetoshitpost:

Doing the good work for the people and translating Shakespeare as it should be done👍

Shakespeare:

2019:

Shakespeare:

2019:

Shakespeare:

2019:

Shakespeare:

2019:

Shakespeare:

2019:

boundingfeather:

sometimes you see a dumb idea on tumblr and go “I want to do that”

thatwritergirlsblog:

abutterflyobsession:

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

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dankxsinatra:

unclefather:

sad-pandad:

unclefather:

unclefather:

Young, dumb and full of gum

gum stays in your body for 7 years and i eat a lot of it

That’s actually a myth! If you went digging through your yummy shits you’ll find chewed gum looking about the same as it did when you swallowed it!

my whats? 

This is the post that cost Verizon 1.1 billion

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